Posted 1 week ago

sublimesublemon:

jerkidiot:

one of my friends went up to my portuguese dad and asked “you’re portuguese right?” and he said “no im portugoose there is only one of me” and I started crying

Posted 1 week ago
gaybrielthearchangle:

augustuss-grace:

schibbyraccoon42:

tyleroakley:








i couldnt understand why i read the last part normally but then i remembered  i am british everything i read is automatically in a british accent

gaybrielthearchangle:

augustuss-grace:

schibbyraccoon42:

tyleroakley:

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i couldnt understand why i read the last part normally but then i remembered  i am british everything i read is automatically in a british accent

(Source: fuckyeahloldemort)

Posted 1 week ago

thorinobsessed:

monumentofallyoursins:

psychoticrambling:

falling-through-the-time-vortex:

kamachameleon:

k-hiq:

skylark11:

a lake in montana whose water is so clear it appears shallow, when really its over 100 feet deep!

this is actually kinda terrifying because what if someone doesn’t know how deep it is, so they go diving and try to swim to the bottom, but they always seem just out of reach, so they just keep swimming… and when they realize something’s wrong it’s too late

Imagine seeing a body at the bottom….

tumblr has the ability to turn everything beautiful into something terrifying 

What if you see a skeleton at the bottom of what appears to be a shallow part of the lake. As you dive down to check them out you notice the water is deeper than you originally thought. Much deeper. You come to realize that there is no way these remains could be human, you’re not even half-way down and already the skull already looks bigger than your car

This started so tranquil and then it turned into Friday the 13th

(Source: niftyjaguar)

Posted 1 week ago
  1. me: no one ever texts me
  2. *gets a text*
  3. me: wtf do you want
Posted 2 weeks ago

1103-bakers-street:

cryingbloodviolently:

redpancla:

when you get to school and realize you forgot to put on deodorant 

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I AM SO FUCKiNG SICK OF TUMBLR

HOW THE FUCK CAN I RELATE TO THIS ARMADILDO

I DONT FUCKING KNOW BUT I CAN

I CANT TELL YOU HOW BUT I KNOW EXACTLY HOW THIS ARMADILLO FITS HERE FUCK TUMBLR YOUVE RUINED MY LIFE

armadildo

(Source: nerdjpg)

Posted 2 weeks ago

lucrezialoveshercesare:

It’s like Hufflepuffs united

(Source: rosetylear)

Posted 2 weeks ago
10000steps:

lumos5000:

b0mbs4w4y:


united steaks of america



there has never been a more appropriate day to reblog this

I reblogged this exactly one year ago. how time flies.

10000steps:

lumos5000:

b0mbs4w4y:

united steaks of america

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there has never been a more appropriate day to reblog this

I reblogged this exactly one year ago. how time flies.

Posted 3 weeks ago

ladragonaria:

Any salad can be a Caesar salad if you stab it enough

Posted 3 weeks ago

(Source: its-anselelgort)

Posted 3 weeks ago

benemickcumberbatch:

I don’t think parents understand that the point of summer is to literally do nothing until you get so bored of doing nothing that you want to go back to school

Posted 3 weeks ago
death-by-lulz:

i’m trying to imagine him asking these guys to take this picture
ITS BACK

death-by-lulz:

i’m trying to imagine him asking these guys to take this picture

ITS BACK

Posted 1 month ago
thesonicscrew:

kanayahummel:

theperksofbeingdornish:

ohanameansfamily24:

-behindbars:

the-grand-highboob:

thusmylife:

b1ush:

condescendingchristian:



oh my god

As a person from California, this is 100% accurate

As a person from Michigan, this is 100% accurate

As a person from England I was so confused because I forgot you use the Fahrenheit system 

50 degrees in England 
100 degrees in England

 

I don’t know why I found the skeletons so funny, it’s almost like they’re dancing really sarcastically?

they’re british skeletons of course they’re dancing sarcastically. 

“oooooh look, we’re all burning in a horrific fiery death, isn’t that greaaaat”

thesonicscrew:

kanayahummel:

theperksofbeingdornish:

ohanameansfamily24:

-behindbars:

the-grand-highboob:

thusmylife:

b1ush:

condescendingchristian:

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oh my god

As a person from California, this is 100% accurate

As a person from Michigan, this is 100% accurate

As a person from England I was so confused because I forgot you use the Fahrenheit system 

50 degrees in England 

100 degrees in England


 

I don’t know why I found the skeletons so funny, it’s almost like they’re dancing really sarcastically?

they’re british skeletons of course they’re dancing sarcastically. 

oooooh look, we’re all burning ihorrific fierdeath, isn’t that greaaaat”

(Source: typicalmichiganders)

Posted 1 month ago

allivm:

Six months in to 2014 an I still get the year wrong.

Posted 2 months ago

jigglemyboobies:

kushaw:

jigglemyboobies:

Why was Hitler hit with a baseball?

because he was a fucking racist, sexist and homophobic nationalistic douchebag

no because he did nazi it coming

Posted 2 months ago

phobias:

avoiding hate like

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